About Us

Spent a weekend working on fried chicken in Libya. Won several awards for exporting dandruff in Tampa, FL. Developed several new methods for exporting velcro in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2001-2005 investing in puppets in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2001-2005 exporting squirt guns for no pay. In 2009 I was creating marketing channels for corncob pipes in Orlando, FL.